Please pick only one post type!

phobias:

avoiding hate like

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the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

xippe:

I had been waiting for this day. Sadly, he did not want to play with me. :(

pizzapuffs:

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

P L E A S E

inkary:

scalesandmagic:

neopollotan:

Whenever I get sad about my anatomy I look at Rob Liefeld’s art and that cheers me up.

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His art is just terribad.

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I will never feel bad about my anatomy again. ok maybe but not that bad as before

immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

pastelmorgue:

dewogong:

- from Adventure Time (“The Pit”)

this is meant for CHILDREN

squeaktoy:

please love yourself and never ever ever upgrade to windows 8

Anonymous whispered: Dude the gamecube sucked

awwww-cute:

I found a baby camel and thought it belonged here

purelycourteousacrossmychest:

“I will kill the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. I won’t ever pop my collar. I will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply respectfully. I will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. I will kiss the papercuts. And the door-slammed finger. And the counter-bumped hip. I’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling. Sometimes. Other times I will not. I will go faster. Harder. I will pull when you want. And tease you when you don’t. I will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. Not always. Not on schedule. Just Whenever I want to. Whenever I think you need one. Or seven. I will check your tire pressure. And remind you to take your car in. I will hold your hand. I will love you. I will love you. I will love you.”

tonistarkofwinterfell:

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY